Mama, can I still touch it?

So I have the TALK with Thomas.

I catch Thomas tugging away at his penis as is his wont nowadays . . .

Me: Sausage, you must not let anyone touch your penis or bottom, OK? Nobody must touch it or play any type of games with it or make you keep secrets, OK?

Thom: Yes , Mama.

Me: Do you understand why? It’s because it’s your body . . .

Thom: Yes, Mama. Mama, can I still touch it . . . and promptly starts tugging away again!

Oh god . . . such a boy.