So I have the TALK with Thomas.
I catch Thomas tugging away at his penis as is his wont nowadays . . .
Me: Sausage, you must not let anyone touch your penis or bottom, OK? Nobody must touch it or play any type of games with it or make you keep secrets, OK?
Thom: Yes , Mama.
Me: Do you understand why? It’s because it’s your body . . .
Thom: Yes, Mama. Mama, can I still touch it . . . and promptly starts tugging away again!
Oh god . . . such a boy.