I was doing my weekly wine shop on Monday… Checkers – Odd Bins – Lots of specials – Yummy wines – yummy prices.
So Lord Muck is sitting in the trolley flat on his bum and drinking his water. I start loading the bottles between his legs and won’t the little shit bugger darling child say at the top of his voice.
“Mama, you must only take one wine, not a lot lot!”
Hmmm – I saw DH let go of the trolley and pretend that he’s not with us and me? Well I stood at the trolley pretending to stop loading wine.
Going to have my weekly wine shop without an audience next time.